The Showdown - S02E10

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Chloroforming Centaurs - S02E09

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Octopussy - S02E07

The last we left our party, they had just tortured Roger and slaughtered his brother Clyde.

• The group is alerted by a flying elven patrol of a horde of Trolls and Goblins heading their way. The patrol offers to airlift them out of the hot zone to somewhere safer.
• The party gets dropped off at the entrance to the caverns from their mission.
• Upon entering, they are faced with a giant cliff overlooking a crystal clear underground lake 40 feet below them.
• At the bottom of the lake they see a shiny object. Graal decides to cliff jump for the item. As he dives down for the item, he sees that it's another talisman (snake).
• As he gets to the surface of the water, he gets grabbed by a large beast. He is able to get away from the tentacles and is quickly pulled up by a rope.
• At the top of the cliff Thar-a-bad pokes fun at Graal, and Graal knocks him off the cliff. Thar tumbles down and nails his head rendering him unconscious floating in the lake.
• Lucan ties himself off and dives in after him.
• Lucan ends up saving them both from the large beast
• The party begins descending the path around the lake and as they get to the bottom Pazus and Thar get grabbed by giant tentacles.
• Graal tries to do a running jump swim attack, but fails to, as that's stupid.
• he finally makes it to the octopus and climbs up its face with his pickaxe
• Thar-a-bad does the smarter thing and walks back up the path and simply jumps onto the octopus.
• After some battling they both get thrown off of it and after a couple limbs get lopped off, the octopus retreats to safer waters.
• The party begins searching the caverns and comes to a locked door with a hole the size of the talisman in it. Graal chooses to try the new snake talisman in the door and it opens.
• At the end of the path the group comes to an old armory with a single perfectly crafted sword resting against the wall.
• Thar-a-bad yells "MINE!" and heads over to the sword and grabs it.
• Taking the sword awoken a very grumpy and determined ghost who disarmed Thar.
• Graal took the sword and began trying to fight the ghost. Thar, still pissed at Graal, ended up causing more harm in the encounter than good.
• Eventually the party realized that the ghost was tied to the blade and so they destroyed it. After they did so it changed to a humanoid being and they ended his life... again...

Tactical Fails & High Flying Tales

The last we left our group. Pazus was clinging to life after being devoured by a swarm of rats.

•  Grall gave up a potion to bring Pazus back 
• The party decides to head towards Nath after seeing clouds of smoke coming from it's direction.
• Along the way the group spots a troll patrol and successfully stays out of sight as they leave.
• Graal in his infinite wisdom decides to shout is famous line "HEY!" to the trolls as they are walking away, and they return.
• The trolls sound their alarm to warn nearby patrols and the party has little time to do away with this smaller group.
• Graal runs and climbs a tree thinking that the trolls would come for him... but they didn't, and settled for the weak looking ranger standing 10 feet away.
• The group takes care of business right before the larger troll party arrives.
• After travelling for a few more hours the party decides to make camp.
• Pazus decides to strap himself to a tree, and the rest find some refuge by a giant rock formation.
• During the night a couple of thieves get the drop on pazus and kidnap Pip and a number of other items that the party had.
• The group entered a skill challenge which required them to track the thieves which led them to a large troll camp where they navigated around, and ultimately to a small ravine which they needed to jump across.
• Lucan and Pazus failed and fell into water. Thar-a-bad shows up everyone by doing a double flip over it and sticking the landing.
• The party finally arrives at the thief camp where they slaughtered the first thief and ended up torturing the second thief.
• The party finds out that they were hired to kidnap Pip by a strange man.

Not Dead Yet! - S02E05

The last time we left our party, they had just finished crossing a fast moving underground river deep within the Cael-Raem mountains.

• Party rests for the night and runs into a swarm of hungry rats.
• Graal feeds them Pankos severed head and some decomposing rabbits
• The party enters an area with a collapsing floor. 
• Thar runs across with a rope in order to help other across. But Graal accidentally pulls the rope back.
• Pip attempts to pull the heavy rope across, but fails to do so.
• The group takes too long to move across, and gets jumped by a swarm of giant rats.
• Graal and Lucan get overrun and so they decide to run away. The rats don't end up following.
• The party finally makes it across and continue on their journey.
• 2 fire bats engage in battle and quickly get vanquished.
•  The group comes to a giant dark chasm and discovers that they could climb down.
• They make it to the other side and begin scaling a broken bridge
• Pazus decides to use his climbing gear instead and begins scaling the wall.
• After falling down he is met with a swarm of rats and gets knocked unconcious.
• The rest of the party run to Pazus's aid, but are too late.
• After defeating the rats, the group is able to stabilize the mortally wounded Pazus and bring him up to safety.

Time 7:00AM

S02E04 - Slip-n-slide

The last time we left our party, they had finally found the entrance to the orcish tunnels in hopes that it would lead them through the Cael-Raem Mountains.

Game Time: 5:30 pm

• Party easily destroys a pack of rats who weren't able to chew through Graal's tough leather boots.
• Sticking to their normal routine, the group bears right when they finally make it to an opening in the tunnels.
• The group encounters another fire bat which got "lit" up... =P
• A giant pit room filled with spears 2 ft apart is discovered.
• Pazus climbs down into the pit to further investigate, but finds nothing. However the rest of the party finds some more rats that they deal with.
• While in the pit Pazus decides to test his strength and pull out a couple of the spears, but soon realizes that there is way too many to make a difference.
• The group finally agrees to move on and they come to a steel door in one of the tunnel passages.
• The party just knocks. And since it didn't open right away, they decided to continue on...
• At the bottom of a steep muddy incline, the group takes turns going up. Lucan being so fast and light-footed covered the most ground, but had a lot of trouble keeping his footing so ended up taking twice as long as he should have.
• Pazus being the wisest one of the group decided to make use of his recently acquired climbing boots. Unfortunately it didn't help him when Lucan slid into him, knocking him over.
• Finally everyone made it to the top alive.
• At the top of the steep incline, was a fast moving underground river and a bridge that looked like it has seen better days.
• Graal runs over the bridge followed by Pip and Lucan.
• Pazus attempts to cross, but the bridge gives under his weight and he floats on his !sink shield and slams into the wall.
• Pip yells across to Thar to toss a rope to him, and he complies. Lucan and Pip attempt to pull in a Tharabad fish, but he's too heavy, and the water is pulling him away.
• Graal helps out the weak folk, and Pazus comes to aid, but quickly falls in again, and re-introduces himself to the wall.
• Lucan falls in and grabs a hold of Thar.
• Finally the group is able to pull in Thar and Lucan, and they all take a breather.

Game Time: 9:00pm

S02E03 - Silly Panko... Tricks are for kids!

Last time we left our party they had just successfully fended off the trolls from over running the Dashar tunnel entrance, and were asked to join the Captain of Dashar for a reward.

• The party re-enters the city and is immediately surrounded by the townspeople who begin cheering loudly as they see the heroes.
• The group notices that Barnaby Jones was no longer at their side, and assumed he went to finish off the trolls.
• Pip fights through the crowd with some rewards for his idol Graal.
• Guards come and escort the group to the guards headquarters to see the captain.
• upon entering the building Lucan witnesses a halfling trickster lift some coinage from Graal. In turn Graal attempts to decapitate the thief, only to have the halfling disappear from site.
• The party enters the building and sees the 2 dwarves from the drinking contest behind bars, sleeping off their previous nights fun.
• They also see one of the 2 thieves from the inn encounter back from Bramble behind bars. He and Graal have an altercation, but the bars kept one of them from being severely wounded.
• The captain rewards the party with 400 gold and badges of honorary guardians of Dashar.
• He tells them to go shopping and return.
• When they return he appoints the young guard Landon to escort them to an alternate route through the mountain the Orcish Tunnels.
• On route to the tunnels Lucan senses the party is being followed and finds out it was the 2 dwarves Gorran and Yorran following behind to seek adventure.
• As the group traveled further they run into a familiar face. Knape the psioncist mage which they encounter the day prior, back from the grave.
• Knape demands that they give up their map, or suffer the consequences of the cartographer whose head was now in a bag which he kindly threw to the group.
• The party declines and immediately a flaming arrow ignites a wall a fire around the party with exception to Lucan who moved outside of the area.
• Panko (the halfling trickster) un-stealths next to Lucan, blinds him, steals the map and jumps up to the area where Knape & Jasmine (archer) were.
• Jasmine fires a volley at the party and drops Landon to the ground.
• Graal jumps over the wall of fire and attemps to lasso Knape but fails.
• Gorran & Yorran surprise attack Pazus but fail miserably as Pazus defended himself and sent Pip off to hide. 
• Thar, Paz & Pip kill off Yorran. A failed shot by Jasmine finished off Gorran.
• Graal struggles to do anything but run back and forth at the base of the cliff.
• Panko takes on Graal, and after getting crit by Graal, he disappears.
• Thar goes shot to shot with jasmine.
• Lucan finally gets unblinded and then gets stunned & feared by Knape.
• Graal swings all over attempting to get a lucky hit on Panko, who is still no where to be found.
• Graal & Thar finish off Knape
• Panko appears on the other side of the group, and Paz throws a slow at him becoming stunned due to Panko being bloodied.
• Graal chases down the halfing only to get one shotted by him.
• Lucan finds a skill shot and shoots down Panko.
• The party retrieves the map from the body of Panko, along with a strange box.
• Upon seeing her party destroyed, Jasmine surrenders and puts her bow down, kneels down and puts her hands behind her head.
• Thar takes her and cuts off all her fingers, and interrogates her.
• Paz brings Landon back to life and heals Jasmine and the party only after they agree to let her go.
• The party burns all the corpses but forgets that they can't bury them due to them being on fire, so they leave them burning.
• The party continues their journey to the tunnels, and enters them. Landon leaves.
• Party attacked by 2 fire bats.

Game Time: 5:30 pm

S02E02 - BOOM HEADSHOT!

After a long nights rest in a farmers barn, our party was introduced to another new member. Thar-a-bad.

• Party heads east to find some answers regarding the map they found.
• After hearing a scream, they encounter a group of bandits whom seem to be just as powerful as they are. The party engages in battle
• Encounter: Fighter, Psionocist, & Archer
• The party makes short work of the fighter, but take a lot of damage from the archer who was taking cover in the woods. The Psionocist too did a number on Graal, but was quickly brought down after being slowed by Pazus as he was attempting to flee.
• After the battle BJ rolls in the brain matter of one of the victims, and a merchant drives by giving the party some "please don't kill me" food.
• The party was made aware of city if they follow the road, and so they did.
• After a long journey, they come to a walled city called Dashar. As they approached, they were kindly instructed to check their weapons at the door, and for the most part complied.
• The party splits up to check out the city
• Pazus takes a well deserved and needed bath in the bathhouse, and unfortunately is the victim of some racial discrimination.
• Lucan takes the map from Graal and takes it to the local cartographer who points him in the direction of the secret cave as well as sells him a map of Tyrsis.
• The rest of the group enters a drinking contest in the local tavern.
• Drinking Challenge Contestants: Graal, BJ, Tharabad, & NPCS (Yorran, Gorran & Sasha)
• BJ passes out first followed by Thar, Gorran, Yorran, and finally Sasha who pukes on Graal before falling to the ground.
• In a failed attempt to relieve himself, Graal pisses in his armor.
• BJ passes out in some bushes with Thar, and Graal.
• Sober Lucan and Pazus get the last 2 rooms at the inn.
• Group awakens to a loud gonging and guards running through the north gate
• Dashar Gate Event: Party helps guards close the mountain gate to prevent a party of trolls from invading.
• Graal enters the battlefield in epic style as he runs, jumps and one shots one of the guards with a spear to the back of the head.
• The guards question the parties alliance as thar and BJ both follow suit with taking guards out or severely wounding them.
• After taking a few of the trolls out the party was surprised to notice the trolls getting back up and continuing on. It wasn't until after they were yelled at by the guards did they realize that they needed to either kill them with fire, or burn them.
• With some help from Pazus and Thar the gate was able to be closed and locked.
• The party was visited by the Captain of Dashar who invited them back for a reward.

S02E01 - Caverns of... FIRE!!!!!

Our Adventurers have found themselves in a new land called Tyrsis.

Party Members:
- Graal
- Lucan
- Pazus
- Barnaby Jones (aka BJ)

• Graal tries to break into a church & fails
• Party makes a new friend. A little boy named Pip
• Pip leads them to the tavern Lovely Shield and they have some dog for dinner. 
• Isa (the barmaid) flirts with Graal
• Party makes it over to the Cozy Inn to settle down for the night.
• Graal demands to talk to manager Hrothgar, and ends up getting thrown out for sleeping with whores.
• Lucan & Pazus bunk up, and Graal climbs through BJ's window.
• Lucan wakes up in the middle of the night after hearing some commotion upstairs and frantically wakes the rock Pazus.
• Both creep loudly and alert the two shady gentlemen who seemed to be having an argument.
• The shady thieves didn't buy Lucans lie about fluffing their pillows and draw arms.
• Encounter: 2 Thieves
• Lucan runs downstairs to wake up the other members and leaves Paz in his dust.
• Paz eventually joins him and the party sets up a successful ambush.
• The thieves get beat down and end up running, but soon after the intimidating Hrothgar enters the scene.
• All the party members scatter and run to their rooms except Graal who was trapped in a corner.
• Graal quickly lights a fire and pretends to put it out in order to distract Hrothgar, and is successful.
• Shortly after thanking Graal for his help, Hroth realizes that Graal was somewhere he wasn't supposed to be, and throws him out again.
• When the thieves ran, they dropped a map, which Graal acquired.
• Morning came and the party headed back to the Lovely Shield for some breakfast.
• Lisa, Isa's sister, waits on them and after being asked about the map she points them to Grythan Magic Shop.
• Graal feels the need to get his axe sharpened and visits "Three Dwarves. One Horse" blacksmith.
• Party arrives to a disgruntled Grythan
• Grythan accuses party of stealing his chest, and finally believes their story.
• Grythan uses the opportunity to send the group on a quest, but before he does, he tests their skills of wisdom and strength.
• After struggling for a while with a simple riddle Lucan hears a voice with the correct answer.
• Graal steps up as the "strongest" one of the group and Grythan draws a knife and takes some blood from the half-orcs hand. He then mixes it with a solution and confirms that Graal has passed the test.
• Grythan gives Graal a pendant which he retrieved himself from the caverns on the map. He tells them of the peril that lies within, and the stories of the grandiose treasure and mysteries.
• Grythan tells them that they must travel northeast past the mountains of Cael & Raem before they would be able to use the map.
• The party leaves town, but first head to the farmers house who posted the wanted poster about the owlbear.
• After tracking for a few hours, they finally encounter the beast, and after a long fight, they lop off the head and return to the farmer.
• The farmer wasn't happy that they didn't bring the entire beast back and tried to not pay, but Graal intimidated the farmer into not only paying, but inviting them to spend the night.

S01E08 - The Escort

Last we left our party, they had just impaled the dark lord Gandalf to a statue of his reptile god.

• Graal smashed the statue of the reptile god and party discovered some kind of rope mechanism that was fed through the floor
• Party finds a group of civilians jailed near Garrets room. 2 children (boy & girl), a farmer's wife, and a travelling merchant. Billy, Jaimie, Susan, and _____
• Aria & Lucan commit to bringing civs to safety and protect them from Kythorn & Graal
• Encounter: 16 Medium Giant centipedes
• Party walked in on a group of zombies who seemed to be working (curious)
• Party finds a room with treasure chest sitting on an altar in the middle of the room.
• Graal ignores the party's advice to check for traps, and runs over to the chest and begins breaking it open.
• A trap fires of caving in the ceiling and causing tons of mud to flow in from the swamp above.
• Graal panics and begins shoving the party through the tiny passage.
• Aria changes to wolf form and puts the 2 children on her back to get them through safely.
• The force from Graal causes Pazus to fall and Graal ends up stumbling and gets caught in the mud slide.
• Kythorn saves both P and G and the party makes it out with all members.
• In Graal weakened state... he throws up.
• Party comes across a giant reptile creature (DinoBear) chained in a room.
• They elect to pass through and come do a giant underground lake and a boat that wouldn't be able to transfer the entire group. 
• A eerie feeling comes over the group while in this area, so they decide to continue back where they came in hopes to bring the civilians back to the surface.
• Encounter: Dino Bear
• Graal & Kythorn decide to kill the fish in the barrel (DinoBear). Aria, Lucan, Pazus and the civs decide they want nothing to do with it, and decide to part ways.
• Encounter: Swarm of Troglodytes
• Arias party gets jumped by a swarm of troglodytes and back themselves in a room of  hatching snake eggs.
• Sideshow at the chained animal as neither orc can land a hit on the poor dinobear.
• Arias party, despite a valiant effort, began taking too much damage and calls in for backup
• G & K run over and draws attention as Kythorn waves his trog suit around to enrage the remaining trogs.
• Party destroys the last of the troglodytes, and realizes the civilians were injured by the poisonous snakes back in the egg room
• Aria & Pazus help bring the critically injured civs (woman & boy) back to health.
• Party finds room with large troglodyte eggs.
• 3 eggs hatch. Graal kills one. Aria & Kythorn take the others to raise.
• Graal spins around furiously destroying remaining unhatched eggs.
• Graal throws up again, and passes out from stench.
• Party explores some more empty rooms.

S01E07 - The "Final" Battle

We had an extended gaming night last night. Because of the long time since last time we played (only 2 weeks, but felt soooo long), we hung around to make sure we had our fix. Here's what went down.

• After leaving the cozy barracks room the party runs into the high priest known as "Garrett"
• Garrett lets off a stink-bomb and runs around the corner to where his minions are ready to pounce on the party.
• G man quickly exits and the party engages in battle
• As the minions began seeing that they were out matched, they began to flee.
• The party, not used to having survivors, chased them down and butchered them like sheep.
• As the final lizardman dropped to the ground from Graal's prescision shot across the hall, some neighboring explosive barrels blew up the tunnel, collapsing a section of the tunnel.
• Party doubles back to find another way around the rubble.
• Graal gets surprised by some Large Medium frogs which begin biting everyone.
• One of the frogs gets sniped by Lucan, flees, and burrows deep in the muddy room.
• After many unsuccessful attempts to flush out the critically wounded amphibian, Graal give up and follows the party.
• Party finally makes it back to the stairwell leading down to the second floor.
• After proceeding down, they are met by a group of undead, which are dispatched with ease.
• Frogsworth Ribbington takes some collateral damage, but is able to take out the final minion before saying farewell once again.
• The party feels a strange urge to stay towards the right, and as they do so, they come to a deep underground river. 
• Aria after making several pleas to follow the river gets shutdown by the group, and as they were about to leave, Aria notices a hidden door which Kythorn kindly makes short work of.
• A small water vessel is found and Pazus steps up as the only other one brave enough to venture on the waters with Aria.
• And with bravery comes reward, as A&P come across 2 medium chests which they break open and reap the rewards. But because of the weight of the loot they were forced to leave some gold and silver behind for fear of exceeding the boat weight limit.
• After floating back, and alerting the rest of the party what they found, Kythorn quickly jumps on the boat, and shoves Lucan aside.
• Graal steals the gold the Kythorn leaves behind, gets a lung full of troglodyte stank, and immediately throws up a pound full of wine and frogs legs in Kythorn's backpack.
• Kythorn grabs the loot left behind and returns.
• The party enters a room with a corpse laying in the center.
• Graal immediately heads over and begins to pilfer through the pockets of the corpse, and to his surprise he begins to get attacked by the no longer dead corpse.
• Zombie drives Kythorn crazy and easily gets destroyed by the group.
• The party makes it to the "Final" room where they once again come face to face with the mighty "Garrett" and his wight minion.
• After a lengthy battle, and after Garrett's failure to surrender, he ends up hanging by Lucan's arrow  pinned to his gods statue, with his broken legs hanging like reeds due to Graals critical deathblow.
• The group waited for the credits to roll, but they didn't, so the "Final" battle will continue another day.

S01E06 - Rats, Bloody fingertips, and Scrolls of Identify Oh MY!

Last night was a momentous event as we attained 2. i repeat TWO items of the magical variety. No boots of striding, but still a big step in the right direction!

• Party plans to continue clearing the current dungeon level before moving downstairs
• More sailing across no longer croc-infested waters
• More empty cavernous rooms
• Pesky little snake meets an early grave.
• The Rat King releases his minions to attack the party.
• Graal finally hits his swinging axe thing and rats go flying.
• Scorched rat kebobs all around.
• More door busting.
• Encounter with 3 humans ends up in a massacre and an episode of 24 meets dark knight.
• Party takes first prisoner
• For some reason party trusts Graal to interrogate prisoner
• Lucan provides Graal w/ dagger to help cauterize the wounds from the chopped off fingers
• Party learns of
• A reptile God
• "Garret" the high priest
• Prisoner dies from lack of blood
• Party finds some magical loots
• Pazus - +1 light shield
• Lucan - +1 short sword
• The elves form a pact and begin tossing the rooms
• Treasure chest found and Lucan fails to disarm a trap and gets "flashed"
• Aria loots a scroll of identify
• Party barricades in room and rests while Lucan snaps out of his ailment

S01E05 – Mr. Whisker’s Wild Ride

Last time we left our heroes they had just broken through a door and had come face to face with 2 lizard type men.

• Graal still knocked out from being used as a battering ram 
• Fight begins and shit gets blown up 
• After coming to, Graal’s dungeoneering skill rises to an infinite amount and lets the party know that they were fighting Troglodytes.
• Kythorn (played by Fumes) decides to create a Troglodyte suit from one of the dead carcasses. 
• Party hears commotion from behind another door, but decides to explore the rest of the area first.
• The dwarf finally told everyone how to pronounce his name “Pa-Zeus”. 
• Party finds a large room littered with gold doubloons, and a giant medium-large weasel (proving predictions from episode 2). 
• After failed attempts at intimidating the beast by throwing Trog legs at it, a fight breaks out. 
• Kythorn attempts to blind the beast by jumping on its back and wrapping his skin suit around its eyes. 
• After many rounds of fighting and multiple crits and many more 1 rolls. Whiskers #2 drops dead 
• Party loots dirty money Aria gets a new fur coat and Kythorn finally finishes his skin suit from the mangled Trog legs laying in the room 
• Party goes back to original Trog room to try opening the door where they heard commotion. 
• The realization that weapons could be used to open doors falls on the party, and minds were blown. 
• Door leads to more Trogs, Traps and unlimited spears thrown at Graals face. 
• Party enjoyed playing in Arias corn maze. 
• A door leading downstairs is found, but the party chooses to rest before proceeeding
• Party finds a place to lay for the night and wakes up refreshed.

S01E04 – The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly

Last time we left our heroes they were cleaning up mountains of bodies from within the depths of the halls of the mind erasing swamp cultists.

• · Found kitchen with weirdly placed oven & restocked food 
• · Travelled through many corridors of empty rooms (so we were told) 
• · Ran into a Harpy who put most of the low intelligence folk into a trance-like state forcing them to do faceplants into mud 
• · Kythorn (played by Norton) was reliving his rodeo days and roped and tried to hog tie the harpy wench. 
• · Found play jewelry 
• · Cavernous rooms of emptiness 
• · Pazus almost drowns in croc infested waters 
• · Giant crocs emerge and try to beat everyone down 
• · Kowboy Kythorn tries his luck at roping a croc and fails many times 
• · Aria hits the brink of death once again 
• · All crocs die but one who is left unconscious. 
• · Group split on keeping croc as a pet or putting him down. 
• · Croc gets put down. RIP 
• · Group explores more emptiness. 
• · Barred door found. Team decides to try to break it down. 
• · Aria uses Graal as a battering ram and knocks him unconscious 
• · Kythorn & Aria continue running into door w/ no help from the midget with +str modifiers. 
• · Door finally opens and heroes come face to face with 2 lizard type men

S01E03 - The Blue Fairy

Last we left our heroes they were sleeping in the forest

• Party wakes up to a strange blue, glowing, floating being, and a deadish looking half-orc at her feet.
• Blue fairy leaves after being offended by Aria. (Aria doesn't like competition)
• Kythorn joins the party.
• Giant Bees attack the party
• Graal misses a tackle and wrassles with one on the ground
• Lucan makes bug juice
• Party finds a small dyke which Graal jumps on.
• Party finds an entrance to an underground bunker in the middle of the swamp
• Aria, Kythorn, Graal falls down 10 flights of stairs and encounter a group of men sitting in the dark.
• Party destroys boring men in record time.
• Kythorn decapitates one of the carcasses and throws it over his shoulder.
• After walking around for a minute or 2 the group hears some chattering behind a door, and Kythorn throws his severed head in and closes the door.
• Party walks into the room and sees a group of woman. Fully clothed, and begins to massacre them.
• As the group was kicking some female ass, a shitton of neighboring humanoids begin filling the hallway outside.
• Aria barricades door as party finishes their deeds with the unsuspecting woman.
• Room cleared and Kythorn jumps through the door critting the group behind it.
• Party destroys all once again and begin hiding the bodies.

S01E02 - To Flee or Not To Flee?

Last we left our heroes, they just destroyed the lives of many of the townsfolk and were now trying to figure out what to do next.

• Lucan discovers a hidden trap door in the room as Aria tries to get back to feeling normal after being poisoned.
• Graal pigs out in the kitchen and stocks up on grub.
• Party retreats into the cellar of the tavern and chases rats through the caverns
• Graal was actually using wisdom when engaging non-party members. 
• Pazuz needs to invest in a 1d100 in order to hit anything over a 6. 
• Party finds and destroys some zombies
• Party runs into a giant ivory statue of a snake woman. Graal breaks the head off.
• After entering a giant cavernous room, Graal decides to smash the pillar holding up the ceiling, misses, and instead gets surprised by a giant snake.
• Party finally leaves the cellar 
• Party leaves town with Mr. Whiskers who begins leading them to the cultists head quarters.
• Aria uses her nature senses and averts an encounter with a large bear
• Party rests and runs into some random forest skeletons.
• Mr. Frogsworth Ribbington (Arias Pet) kicks asses and takes names. 
• Lui Kang (Lucan) is OP. 
• Mr. Whiskers (we believe) is the end boss, but right now he’s leading us into a trap.

S01E01 - A Brave New World

• 4 adventurers get thrown into a strange world, strangers to each other. 
• Graal sees some bodies and loots and defiles them (NSFW) 
• Party finds town, and makes enemies fast as Graal proceeds to trample flowerbeds. 
• Party knocks on may doors and figures out there is strangeness happening in town. 
• After talking to the Mayor the party seeks out the town hermit.
• Party finds Mr. Bojangles the hermit and Mr. Whiskers his pet weasel
• Graal fails numerous attempts at intimidating Mr. Bojangles and party learns about the wierdness of the town. And that they should check out the local bar.
•  While at the bar, the dwarf gets mocked by strangers, and Graal comes to his rescue.
• Strange man leaves the room and proceeds upstairs out of sight of party.
• Graal tries to follow but gets stopped by barkeep and convinces Graal to get some rooms for the night.
• Party goes upstairs and breaks into first locked room where stranger was taking a rest.
• Inn goes into an uproar and everyone gets slain, except for 1 person who was able to run away and alert authorities
• Many loots found.
• Chest found in back room and Aria opens it and gets poisoned.